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(male narrator)
Our world is in peril.

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Gaia, the spirit of the Earth

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can no longer stand
the terrible destruction

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plaguing our planet.

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She sends five magic rings
to five special young people..

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Kwame from Africa,
with the power of Earth.

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From North America, Wheeler,
with the power of fire.

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From Eastern Europe, Linka,
with the power of wind.

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From Asia, Gi,
with the power of water.

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And from South America,
Ma-Ti, with the power of heart.

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When the five powers combine

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they summon
Earth's greatest champion

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Captain Planet!

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(Captain Planet)
The power is yours!

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[water bubbling]

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[honk honk]

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[vocalizing indistinctly]

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[honk honk honk]

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[continues vocalizing]

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You know,
wasting water is the pits.

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We can all save water
by taking shorter showers.

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sproing

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Ask your parents to install
water-conserving shower heads.

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They're really cool!

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[honking]

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That clown's all wet!

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He's polluting kids' minds
with eco-hogwash!

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[slushing]

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[electricity crackling]

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Putrid programming like this

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might show kids they really can
clean up the environment.

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Yeah. And where would that
leave us?

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[squeaking]

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Enough clowning around!

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It's time to kick off
operation sweeps week

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and sweep the weak
right off the air!

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- Yeah! Let's rip his wig off!
- | get his nose.

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[all grumbling indistinctly]

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[all laughing]

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- 'Come on!’
- 'Hear, hear.’

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(Lerner)
‘One quarter
of the world's people’

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‘don't have safe
drinking water?’

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‘Fifty species a day
disappearing?’

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An area the size of ten
city blocks of tropical forest

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being cut down every minute?

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Nuclear waste being dumped today

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will remain poisonous
for more than 10,000 years?

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Landfills overflowing
and nowhere to put garbage?

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We'll get the message out,
Mr. Lerner, starting right now.

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World population to nearly
double over the next 50 years?

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You know what the future is,
my boy?

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[gasps]

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- Oh! Plastics?
- Communication.

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Print, television, and film
have made me what! am today.

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A giant in the industry?

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And if | can use TV to show
what's happening to our planet

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then people can fix it.

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[clears throat]
Another thing I've learned

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is you don't get anywhere
sitting on your--

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Uh, desk.

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Uh, | was just leaving.

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Oh!

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Now, that's what | call
an entrance!

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What do you think you're doing?

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Call it
an unfriendly takeover..

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[blows nose]

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...Freddy boy.

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Very unfriendly.

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We're tired of your goody
green-shoes programming.

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We're at the controls now..

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[chomping]

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... ready to give the public
a hog helping..

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[chomping]

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...of what they really want.

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Yeah, waste and violence.

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People are smarter than that.
They won't stand for this.

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Then they'll have to sit.

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‘Cause it's adios to your
regularly scheduled programming

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pal!

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[explosion]

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[all laughing]

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(Eco)
‘Oh! Oh, me, no.’

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[all laughing]

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Here's a bright idea, kids.

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Replace your burned-out
light bulbs

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with energy-efficient ones.

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And always be sure
you turn off the light.

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[whistle]

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[crash]

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[groaning]

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Wait till you leave the room.

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[honk honk honk]

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[all laughing]

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Eco the clown is catching on.

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[laughs]
He's a riot!

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[chuckles]
The message is good, too.

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We interrupt your regularly
scheduled boring broadcast

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to bring you the show
you've all been waiting for

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‘the world's
most violent videos.’

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- 'And now your hosts..'
- Huh? What's going on?

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s[all yelling indistinctly]

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[clears throat]
Hello. You're on the air, folks.

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Alright, skummbuds.

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Let's get nasty!

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[all coughing]

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[laughing]

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- How can this be happening?
- | don't know, but it is.

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We'd better check it out,
pronto!

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This is an outrage!

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[all groaning]

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Somebody put a sock
in these suits.

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[speaking indistinctly]

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[coughing]

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[telephone rings]

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Hello.

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I'm sorry.

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Mr. Lerner's all tied up
at the moment.

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Now to show these
corporate clowns

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how low television
really can go.

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[chomping]

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Okay.

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[snorts]
Roll tape.

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Watch and learn, Lerner.

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Our new shows will send
the ratings through the roof.

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(MAL)
‘Coming this fall,
Greedly's girls.’

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‘Watch them slop till you drop.’

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[girls giggling]

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And stay tuned for this
season's electrifying new hit

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"The Kilowatt Clan."

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‘You'll really get a charge’

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‘watching them enjoy life
under the power lines.’

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Now, that's entertainment!

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[engine whirring]

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[beeping]

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Now what's going on?

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"Fun with Filth,"
| am afraid.

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Listen up, all you Skumm lovers.

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Welcome back to
"Fun with Filth."

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Today, we learn
how to make new friends.

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[squealing]

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Try this at home,
and they'll come

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by the thousands!

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[laughs]

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Verminous Skumm
giving advice to children?

145
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Bozhe moi!
We'd better hurry!

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(MAL)
‘Get smart, kids.’

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‘Pester your parents
into buying you Soldier Sam’

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‘and the Sadistic Slammers.’

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[explosion]

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‘Complete with
eight different weapons'

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‘to maim and mutilate
anything that moves'

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‘and turn your home
into a war zone.’

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And now for the new
and delightfully gross

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"Brainless and Mutthead Show."

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| can hardly wait.

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Let's destroy some kids' minds,
Mutthead.

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Sure, Brainless.

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But first, let's destroy
some more brain cells

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with lethal radiator fluid.

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[chuckling]
Yeah. Um. Yeah. Um.

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[dinging]

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Until next time, kiddies,
think toxic thoughts!

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boing! sproing!

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[Mutthead muffled shouting]

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There's some pretty
foul stuff on TV.

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And generally | like it

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but this has definitely
gone too far.

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(Kwame)
‘Something must be very wrong
at Lerner Communications.’

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‘So how we gonna get in?’

170
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There is a line entering the
studio to see some kind of show.

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Yeah? Hey, what is it?

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The marquee says,
"Rumble for the Rainforest.

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"Enviro Dan, the Planet Pansy

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versus Nuk-Lo,
the Planet Destroyer."

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- Look. Greedly.
- Tickets! Tickets.

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[snorting]
Tickets.

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[chomping]

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Tickets. Huh?

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[groans]

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[bell dings]

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(MAL)
‘And in this corner,
we have Dan the Planet Pansy!’

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[all cheer]

183
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And over here,
Nuk-Lo, the Planet Destroyer!

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I'll rip him apart!

185
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I'll squash him like a bug!

186
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I'll extinctionalize him!

187
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Cut him off at the knees,
uh, the trees, that is.

188
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Hey, he's got a chain saw?!
What do | get?

189
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- Lost!
- Aah!

190
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[chain saw whirring]

191
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Help! Help!

192
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- Help!
- Stand still, twerp.

193
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[all jeering indistinctly]

194
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- Save the animals!
- Come on.

195
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Come on. Save the rainforest.

196
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Who's gonna save me?

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Oh! Aah! No! Aah!

198
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You broke my chain saw.

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Oh, well.

200
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(Wheeler)
‘Hey, pick on someone
your own size.'

201
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What?

202
00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:02,769
It's the real Planet pests.

203
00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:04,229
Nice going, Wheeler.

204
00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:06,898
All | can say is sorry
and run for it!

205
00:10:07,23 --> 00:10:11,236
Don't just stand there,
you big oaf. Do something!

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Aah!

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00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:13,696
[crowd screaming]

208
00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:16,491
Take that, and that, and that!

209
00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:23,164
- Watch out!
- Stand still, ecoists!

210
00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,751
| would rather shake things up.

211
00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:29,212
Earth!

212
00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:31,256
Whoa!

213
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I'll handle the eco geeks.

214
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Handle this.

215
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‘Wind!'

216
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[groans]

217
00:10:44,18 --> 00:10:46,271
Stop those show crashers!

218
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I'll nail them this time.

219
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- Aah! Aah!
- Look out!

220
00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:53,778
Ever hear of target practice?

221
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This way.

222
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[all gasp]

223
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You're about to be canceled.

224
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[laughs]

225
00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:03,788
- There is nowhere to go.
- But up!

226
00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:05,331
Earth!

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00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,333
[rumbling]

228
00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:13,06
Fools! They're getting away!

229
00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:17,51
- Hurry, Planeteers.
- Time to lower the boom.

230
00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,138
[Greedly shouting indistinctly]

231
00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:21,97
Look out!

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[crash]

233
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,643
No lying down on the job.

234
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:28,188
You're coming with me,
fur face.

235
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- Shh.
- 'This way. Come on!’

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00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:35,904
Hurry.

237
00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:40,950
(Dr. Blight)
‘Show's over.'

238
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:43,828
Now what?

239
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,413
[window clanking]

240
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,166
Uh-oh. Moe and Curly.

241
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:49,375
Hit the dirt!

242
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:55,506
[all screaming]

243
00:11:57,258 --> 00:12:00,220
If you ask me,
it's TV time.

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00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,347
Let our powers combine.

245
00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:03,973
Earth!

246
00:12:04,98 --> 00:12:05,767
Fire!

247
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:06,684
Wind!

248
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:08,686
Water!

249
00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:11,231
Heart!

250
00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:19,906
By your powers combined,
| am Captain Planet!

251
00:12:20,31 --> 00:12:23,493
[clears throat]
I'm ready for my close-up,
Mr. DeMille.

252
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But first, an action sequence.

253
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- Help!
- 'Help!'

254
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:34,128
[all continue screaming]

255
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,548
Captain Planet!

256
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- Aah!
- No time to rehearse my lines.

257
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(Captain Planet)
‘Got to "pipe" right up.’

258
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,103
[imitating Humphrey Bogart]
Here's lookin’ at you, kids.

259
00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:53,64
[all speaking indistinctly]

260
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Thank you.

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[sighs]
Thanks, Cap.

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If you need me, just whistle.

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00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:01,656
Not so fast,
Humphrey Blowhard.

264
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:05,76
[imitating Rocky]
Hey, yo, Nuke.
Get out of my neighborhood.

265
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:13,42
[imitating Cary Grant]
Nukey, Nukey, Nukey,
when will you ever learn?

266
00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,839
Aah!

267
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:20,341
- 'Oh, nol
- Are you alright?

268
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,259
Oh, no.

269
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:24,929
[groaning]

270
00:13:25,54 --> 00:13:26,973
[gasps]
Captain Planet.

271
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:34,605
[imitating James Cagney]
Skumm, you dirty rat.

272
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,441
Roll cameras.
Let's shoot it.

273
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:41,404
[snorting]
Yeah, it will make a great
segment for "Fun with Filth."

274
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:47,35
How to have a blast creaming
a superhero with toxic ooze.

275
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,538
[groaning]

276
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:54,292
Planeteers, must recharge.

277
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:57,03
‘The power is yours.’

278
00:13:57,128 --> 00:14:00,89
Time for us to regroup.
Exit, stage left.

279
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:03,801
Maybe you ought to get
your hero a stunt double!

280
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,763
[cackling]

281
00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:10,433
(Dr. Blight)
‘Regular toilet bowl solutions
may be bad for the environment.'

282
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:13,936
But our new Toxic Bowl
is really awful.

283
00:14:14,62 --> 00:14:16,230
It contains enough bleach
and phosphates

284
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,232
for hundreds of foul flushes.

285
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:22,487
‘Guaranteed to really screw up
the ecosystem.’

286
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:25,698
And turn any ocean
into a real sewer.

287
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:28,117
[gasping]

288
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:32,121
(Dr. Blight)
‘Toxic Bowl is just one of the
fabulous new products’

289
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,707
we will be guiding
to the marketplace

290
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:37,293
and I've come up with a colossal
new movie of the week

291
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,879
to showcase our entire line.

292
00:14:40,04 --> 00:14:43,633
Unfortunately, the script calls
for us to blow up the studio

293
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,760
but, hey, what sells better

294
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:49,97
than good old-fashioned
violence?

295
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,730
(Greedly)
‘Where's the commissary?
I'm hungry.’

296
00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:05,822
[honk honk honk]

297
00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:06,864
What is that?

298
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,74
[honk honk]

299
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:10,660
It sounds like it is coming
from the closet.

300
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,745
Careful, little buddy.

301
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,205
Eco the clown?

302
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,790
Wow! It really is!

303
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,667
| can't believe those creeps
would do this

304
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:20,128
to a great actor like you.

305
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:23,756
Thanks. | was slamming my nose
against the wall for hours

306
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:25,800
hoping someone
would hear the squeak.

307
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,135
What's going on?

308
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,637
The Eco-Villains
have taken over the network.

309
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,806
We need your help.

310
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:32,974
I'm your clown!

311
00:15:33,99 --> 00:15:35,268
[clock ticking]

312
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,938
Ta-da!

313
00:15:39,63 --> 00:15:42,567
Okay, Planeteers, time to do
our yabba dabba duty.

314
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,155
Amazing.

315
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,408
- Oh, wow!
- Isn't this cool?

316
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:53,953
- Look at this.
- 'Hey!'

317
00:15:54,78 --> 00:15:55,788
Who are you guys?

318
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:58,708
Uh, we're, uh,
The Filthstones.

319
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:01,335
Dr. Blight hired us
to star in her new show.

320
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,296
Oh. Okay.

321
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:04,755
Break a leg.

322
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,09
Easy does it.

323
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:14,15
We've got to stop them. They're
planning to blow up the studio!

324
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,851
[gasp]
Blow up the studio!

325
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,519
Bozhe moi!

326
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,62
(Dr. Blight)
‘Alright, folks.’

327
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:23,316
'This is "Nukbo:
Even More Blood."

328
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:24,567
‘Take one!’

329
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,527
[chomping]

330
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:30,573
Now, remember, Nukey baby,
this movie's about a guy

331
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:33,951
who volunteers
to hand-drop a nuclear bomb.

332
00:16:34,76 --> 00:16:37,997
Right. But-but
what's my motivation?

333
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:41,375
| mean, am | a good guy
or a bad guy?

334
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,794
Ohh! Violence!

335
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:47,48
Your motivation is violence!
Jerk!

336
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:51,10
As long as you slice and dice,
the public will be thrilled.

337
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:53,304
Mm...actors.

338
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,473
Roll camera.

339
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,475
And...action!

340
00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,311
Hold it. Hold it.

341
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,104
Bring in the bomb.

342
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,983
Nukey, baby, Sweetums.

343
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:09,320
Is that a real nuclear bomb?

344
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,405
Naturally.

345
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,158
[grunts]
I'm a method actor.

346
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:15,952
‘Hey, man, look out!’

347
00:17:16,77 --> 00:17:17,537
Fine, but the rest of us

348
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:20,164
prefer not to be
irradiated.

349
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:24,85
[grunts]
Here's a terrific little bomb
that will level the place

350
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:27,129
but will forego
the radiation, okay?

351
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,340
Oh, alright.

352
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:37,14
Hey, they're not in the script.

353
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:41,519
No problem. We need cheap extras
to blow to smithereens.

354
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,898
That is my cue. Wind.

355
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:48,693
Oh!

356
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:49,986
[crash]

357
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:53,531
How do you like our version
of "Gone with the Wind"?

358
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,700
Here's what | think of it.

359
00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:58,911
[blasts]

360
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:00,788
[all exclaim]

361
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,792
Geez, everyone's a critic!

362
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:05,918
Fire.

363
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,133
Nobody upstages the Duke.

364
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,427
Sorry to upset you.

365
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,95
But Earth.

366
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,471
[rumbling]

367
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,57
Whoa!

368
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,892
Definitely time to call Cap.

369
00:18:22,18 --> 00:18:23,936
Let our powers combine.

370
00:18:24,61 --> 00:18:26,647
- Earth.
- Fire.

371
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,316
Wind.

372
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,276
Water.

373
00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:31,569
Heart.

374
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:40,328
By your powers combined,
| am Captain Planet!

375
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,290
Take two.

376
00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:49,337
Well, folks, it looks like this
flick's a real long bomb.

377
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:53,90
Hate to break up the play,
but...interception.

378
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,759
Score one for the Gipper!

379
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,218
- Alright! Yeah!
- Alright!

380
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:59,430
And score two for the Nuker!

381
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:00,723
[all shout indistinctly]

382
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,16
Look out!

383
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,184
[explosion]

384
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,146
Forget the prop.

385
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,607
Reality television's what sells.

386
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:12,109
- Hey! What are you doing, here?
- What is he doing?

387
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:16,197
Do something, doctor, or this
is the last picture show.

388
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:19,158
Uh, Nukems, baby,
I've been thinking.

389
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:22,328
Maybe violence really is
a-a bad message.

390
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:25,623
Hey, I'm just telling it
like it is.

391
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:33,839
Well, if we can't stop it,
shoot it.

392
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,969
Make sure you get my good side.

393
00:19:39,95 --> 00:19:41,764
That guy's a bigger ham than me.

394
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:44,58
[snorting]

395
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,476
This way. Come

396
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:46,477
[groani
No! nel

397
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:49,980
[coughs]
Stay back, Planeteers.

398
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:53,484
This is it, the big bang.

399
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:56,404
Got to...stop him.

400
00:20:00,32 --> 00:20:02,326
Time to put Nukem in the deep..

401
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,203
[grunting]

402
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,162
...freeze.

403
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:10,84
Bombs away! Hey.

404
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,460
No fair.

405
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:14,255
It's frozen to my hand.

406
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,799
I'm frozen, too.

407
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:20,386
He, chill out, Nukem.
The iceman cameth.

408
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,722
- Oh! I'm outta here!
- I'm out!

409
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:26,767
Uh-uh-uh. Nobody leaves
till the show's over.

410
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,978
Now for Nukem's co-stars
in crime.

411
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,402
‘That's a wrap.’

412
00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:37,695
Good show.

413
00:20:40,72 --> 00:20:43,200
The power is yours!

414
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:47,246
How's that for a curtain call?

415
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:52,251
Check it out. Fan mail
from all over the world.

416
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,03
They hated the new programming.

417
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:56,505
"They want their eco TV.'

418
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,841
And we're going
to give it to them.

419
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,551
- Cool.
- Terrific.

420
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:01,886
You kids are incredible.

421
00:21:02,11 --> 00:21:04,513
How about starring
in your own series

422
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:07,57
"Captain Planet
and the Planeteers"?

423
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:11,687
It definitely has a nice ring
to it.

424
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:12,813
[honking]

425
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,28
(Planeteers)
Go, Planet!

426
00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:21,447
(Gi)
‘The best weapon against the
problems facing our'

427
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:23,657
planet today is information.

428
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,826
The more we know about
the energy crisis

429
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,412
pollution,
and disappearing resources..

430
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,39
The more we can do to help.

431
00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:33,167
Television is also a great way
to learn about other cultures

432
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,877
SO we can understand
each other better.

433
00:21:35,02 --> 00:21:38,839
Read, watch the news,
and share what you learn.

434
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,883
Knowledge is power.

435
00:21:41,08 --> 00:21:44,637
And the power to make
a better world is yours!

436
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:49,433
~ Earth! f

437
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:50,893
J Fire! I

438
00:21:51,18 --> 00:21:54,480
< Wind! Water! Heart! J
~ Go Planet! f

439
00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:58,67
(Captain Planet)
By your powers combined,
| am Captain Planet!

440
00:21:58,192 --> 00:22:00,69
~ Captain Planet I

441
00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:01,695
S He's our hero S

442
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:05,74
~ Gonna take pollution
down to zero f

443
00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:08,118
f He's our powers magnified f

444
00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:11,956
f And he's fighting
on the planet's side J

445
00:22:12,81 --> 00:22:13,958
~ Captain Planet I

446
00:22:14,83 --> 00:22:15,626
S He's our hero S

447
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:19,46
~ Gonna take pollution
down to zero f

448
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:22,424
£ Gonna help him put asunder J

449
00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:27,304
~ Bad guys who like
to loot and plunder.. f

450
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:30,224
You'll pay for this,
Captain Planet!

451
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:33,269
~ We're the Planeteers
you can be one too f

452
00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:37,273
~ 'Cause saving our planet
is the thing to do J

453
00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:40,568
~ Looting and polluting
is not the way f

454
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:44,822
~ Hear what Captain Planet
has to say.. ff

455
00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:47,533
The power is yours!